Lion Tamer Woman

A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people showed up.

One was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other was a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner told them, “I’m not going to sugar-coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment: chair, whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?” The girl said, “I’ll go first.” She walked past the chair, the whip, and the gun and stepped right into the lion’s cage.

The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge her. About half way there, she threw open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawled up to her, and started licking her ankles. He continued to lick her calves, kissed them, and then rested his head at her feet.

The circus owner’s mouth was on the floor. He said, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.”

He then turned to the young man and asked, “Can you top that?” The young man replied, “No problem, just get that lion out of the way.”

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