Hitler in the Holy Land

Hitler goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the German diplomats accompanying him, “You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.”

The German diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return and tell him they want Hitler shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”

The German diplomats reply, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.”

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