You are banished to Hell

Three couples die at the same time and que up in the line for the pearly gates.

The first couple approaches St. Peter, where he asks for the man’s name. “John Smith,” the man replies.

“John Smith,” St. Peter repeats, flipping through his book.

“John Smith, who was so in love with money that he wouldn’t marry until he found a woman named Penny? You are banished to Hell, sir!”

The first couple leaves, dejected. When the second couple approaches, St. Peter again asks for the man’s name. “Michael Jones,” the second man replies.

“Michaell Jones?” St. Peter asks, looking through his book. “The same Michael Jones who was so in love with sweets that he wouldn’t marry until he found a woman named Candy? You are banished to Hell, sir!” Upon seeing this, the third man turns to his wife and says, “Come on, Fanny, we may as well start heading down now….”

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