A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all.

A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all.

He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat off there.

As the man approaches his house, the cat is already walking up the driveway.

He decides to drop the cat forty blocks away the next day, but the same thing happens.

He keeps increasing the number of blocks, but the cat keeps on coming home before him!

Frustrated, the man finally decides to drive a few miles away.

He and the cat get in the car and start driving.

Turn right, then left, past the bridge, straight on, then right again, left, and another right, over another bridge, and so on until he reaches what he thinks is a perfect spot.

Feeling confident this time, the man drops the cat there. A while later, the man calls his wife at home and asks her, “Jen, is the cat there at home?”

“Yes, why do you ask?” answers the wife. Disgruntled, the man says, “Please put the cat on the phone, Jen! I’m lost, and I desperately need directions!”

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