I’ve been having an affair with my secretary!

A married CEO is having an affair with his secretary.

They finish up, and he is getting dressed. She says, “Is there anything else I can help you with tonight?”

The man thinks for a second and says “Yeah. Do me a favor. Take my shoes outside and rub them all over with grass.”

So his secretary takes his shoes, goes outside, and rubs grass on them.

He goes home to his wife, who is upset he was out so long.

He walks in the door, and his wife accosts him, saying “WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? ITS 9:00 PM!!!”

He says, “Well I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary.”

His wife looks down, and then her head shoots up. “You lying bastard!

You’ve been playing golf again, haven’t you?”

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