My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my unit.
When it’s flaccid you can only see WY.
On a trip to the Caribbean I went to the bathroom and was standing at the trough next to a local.
I briefly gazed down and saw that he too had WY tattooed on his unit.
I asked him if his girlfriends name was also Wendy. He said ‘No.
When I am aroused it says “Welcome to Jamaica”.