A guy takes his girlfriend home

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

They are about to do a goodnight kiss, but the guy is feeling a little excited.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her “Darling, would you give me a BJ?”

Horrified, she replies “Are you mad? My parents will see us!” He: “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” She: “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”

He: “Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!” She: “No way. It’s just too risky!” He (excited as hell): “Oh please, please, I love you so much!” She: “No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can’t! He: “Oh yes you can. Please?” She: “No, no. I just can’t” He: “I beg you… ” Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her shorts, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: “Dad says to go ahead and give him a BJ. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..”

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