A guy steps into an elevator

A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it.

He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her melons.

He says, “Oh, I’m so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your melons, I hope you’ll be able to forgive me.”

She looks at him a few seconds and says, “That’s all right. If your weapon is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 307.”

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