What Do You Suggest?

An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for 2months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says “who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Mercedes stops in front of their house, a mature and

distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Mercedes and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells

Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation.

her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

“Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.”

“If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.”

“If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.”

“However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,

“You root her again.”

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