So the new CEO…

So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall.

The room was full of workers. Seeing a chance to show he meant business.

He says to the guy, ‘How much money do you make a week?’ A little surprised, the young man says, ‘I make $400. Why?’

The CEO says, ‘Wait right here.’ He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes.

He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay.

Now get out and don’t come back!’Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball’s job was around here?’

From across the room, a voice says, ‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’

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