Wife: “How would you describe me?”

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

Wife: “Aw, thank you! But what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

funny story involving a husband:

John decided to surprise his wife on their anniversary with a special gift: a talking parrot.

The parrot was trained to compliment and say sweet things. John thought this would be the perfect romantic gesture.

However, things didn’t go as planned. The parrot had an unexpected vocabulary.

On the first day, it said, “New house, new mistress, same old husband. Hello, John!” The wife was furious, but John insisted it was just a mistake.

The next day, the parrot continued, “New car, new clothes, same old husband. Hello, John!” This time, the wife was not amused. John tried to calm her down, assuring her it was just a quirky parrot.

On the third day, as they were sitting in awkward silence, the parrot looked around and said, “Pretty house, pretty wife, pretty nice guy. Hello, John!”

John slept on the couch for a week, but eventually, they all learned to appreciate the humor in the situation, including the wife. The parrot became the unexpected comedian of the house.

Related Posts

A man goes to a restaurant and orders

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes…

There is no greater love than a mom’s love

My prayer was always just let me see them grown and have some one that will love them just as I did. “There is nothing as sincere…

A Memorable Plane Ride

Have you ever experienced a moment during a flight that you knew would stay with you forever? Well, let me share a story about a little boy…

Teacher Believes Jimmy Cheated On The Test, And She Knows How To Prove It

In class one day, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after a test, and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling that you have been cheating…

The Night of Regret

Once there was a young married man who found himself in the company of a stunning woman. They agreed to spend the night together, with the man…

Woman Honked…

 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *